September 7, 2001

King's Island puts Something in the Water

Now, we examine the rare specimen that is the sober teenage girl. Be sure to take note of their bizzare behavior, the savage, almost rabid look in their eyes. They impersonate the average inebriated girl almost perfectly in their dress, but it is their stature that gives them away.

The girls maul eachother in their hunger for the alcoholic beverages they have denied themselves. They flounder helplessly on the ground like fish craving water. Peace is denied to them in their struggle for sobreity.



You will observe the center subject making use of a cellular phone. Perhaps purchasing beer? A pizza, mayhap, that food which often accompanies the beverage? The others hold their tongues out, as if expecting the precious fluid to drop from the sky at any moment.



The middle subject appears to be trying to catch the fluid in her shirt. We wonder what passes through their dilluted minds.



Perhaps this is some bizzare mating ritual?

astera at 11:33 p.m.

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