February 24, 2002
Curious George
My dad calls Jabba the Hutt Jabba the Slut. Though somehow I do not think Jabba is getting enough ass to deserve this title.
He held our dog on his lap today and made her swing with him at the park. She was, needless to say, quite distressed.
My dad is a weird guy.
Maybe that is where I get it from.
So I was indulging in some image pillaging on the internet, Moulin Rouge and Star Wars: Episode Two being my main focus. And do you know who George Lucas originally fucking cast as Anakin? Leonardo Fucking Dicaprio.
Sometimes George Lucas can just be a moron.
Let us just say that I am more than delighted that he chose Hayden Christensen. Rather attractive fellow, do not we all agree?
One question though: how did adorable, nay, gorgeous Anakin grow up to bald, pale, and mostly robot? Somehow I think I just won't have the stomach for Episode Three.
I am wearing a super comfy lavender and dark purple shirt I bought at K-mart for three-fifty. It is kind of sad that I relish the bankruptcy of a company, but on my limited budget I can appreciate little else.
Tomorrow I am going to apply at Argosy Casino. Hopefully I can get a hostess position and I can stand in one of the pretty lobbies and smile at people.
Sounds like work to me.
astera at 6:06 p.m.